OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES *** The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle Contents I The Boscombe Valley Mystery V The Man with the Twisted Lip VII The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle VIII The Adventure of the Speckled Band IX The Adventure of the Engineer’s Thumb X The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor XI The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet XII The Adventure of the Copper Beeches I To Sherlock Holmes she is always _the_ woman I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer They were admirable things for the observer—excellent for drawing the veil from men’s motives and actions But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory I had seen little of Holmes lately My marriage had drifted us away from each other Beyond these signs of his activity, however, which I merely shared with all the readers of the daily press, I knew little of my former friend and companion One night—it was on the twentieth of March, 1888—I was returning from a journey to a patient (for I had now returned to civil practice), when my way led me through Baker Street His rooms were brilliantly lit, and, even as I looked up, I saw his tall, spare figure pass twice in a dark silhouette against the blind He was pacing the room swiftly, eagerly, with his head sunk upon his chest and his hands clasped behind him To me, who knew his every mood and habit, his attitude and manner told their own story He had risen out of his drug-created dreams and was hot upon the scent of some new problem I rang the bell and was shown up to the chamber which had formerly been in part my own It seldom was; but he was glad, I think, to see me With hardly a word spoken, but with a kindly eye, he waved me to an armchair, threw across his case of cigars, and indicated a spirit case and a gasogene in the corner Then he stood before the fire and looked me over in his singular introspective fashion “Wedlock suits you,” he remarked “I think, Watson, that you have put on seven and a half pounds since I saw you.” “Seven!” I answered “Indeed, I should have thought a little more Just a trifle more, I fancy, Watson And in practice again, I observe You did not tell me that you intended to go into harness.” “Then, how do you know?” “I see it, I deduce it How do I know that you have been getting yourself very wet lately, and that you have a most clumsy and careless servant girl?” “My dear Holmes,” said I, “this is too much You would certainly have been burned, had you lived a few centuries ago It is true that I had a country walk on Thursday and came home in a dreadful mess, but as I have changed my clothes I can’t imagine how you deduce it As to Mary Jane, she is incorrigible, and my wife has given her notice, but there, again, I fail to see how you work it out.” He chuckled to himself and rubbed his long, nervous hands together “It is simplicity itself,” said he; “my eyes tell me that on the inside of your left shoe, just where the firelight strikes it, the leather is scored by six almost parallel cuts Obviously they have been caused by someone who has very carelessly scraped round the edges of the sole in order to remove crusted mud from it Hence, you see, my double deduction that you had been out in vile weather, and that you had a particularly malignant boot-slitting specimen of the London slavey And yet I believe that my eyes are as good as yours.” “Quite so,” he answered, lighting a cigarette, and throwing himself down into an armchair “You see, but you do not observe For example, you have frequently seen the steps which lead up from the hall to this room.” “Frequently.” “How often?” “Well, some hundreds of times.” “Then how many are there?” “How many Now, I know that there are seventeen steps, because I have both seen and observed “It came by the last post,” said he